May 2013
aprilcider:
if you don’t stop doing cute things i swear to gosh i’ll kiss you
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introtofeminism:
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
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e4gifs:
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argentarachnids:
Don’t be mean. Be median or mode. You have a good range of options to undertake. This is your domain, within it there is no limit to what you can do. Cos it’s an integral part of being alive to derive what you can from what you got. It would be a sin not to.
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songofastark:
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss...
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swasdicka:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
holy-punk:
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
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the-end-of-lonelystreet replied to your post: so my registration time is 8am tomorrow;
Ooooh is this for course selection? what are you planning on getting?
the plan is english, spanish, accounting, and biology.
so i hope they dont fill up before i register D:
which reminds me, didnt you just graduate? what are you gonna do?
so my registration time is 8am tomorrow;
thank god i can do this all online xD
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“For my birthday I blew out the candles and I wished your sadness away, sadly it...”
– Unknown (via perfect)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
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url-goes-here:
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
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sketchythought:
traceexcalibur:
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
if everything turns on randomly and a robot starts stalking me, it may be scooby doo instead.
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cryptaniac:
bananneli:
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
cutiebatch:
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kingcheddarxvii:
I hope Sherlock season 3 episode one begins with Sherlock appearing to John and being like “I’m home, John. I’m alive. Take me into your arms.” and then John’s just like “Sherlock… it’s been too long. I’ve moved on. I’ve found someone else… someone better…” and then Elementary’s Sherlock emerges from the kitchen with two glasses of red wine and...
avatarparallels:
tupacabra:
new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you
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growlithed:
piplup is the best starter in any pokemon game ever this is not up for discussion
you spelled Chimchar wrong
I think your confused, Bulbasaur is the obvious choice.
but cyndaquil D:
